island makeup
If you've googled my name lately, you'll see that Michael Sippey spoiled my google results and outing my love for Lost. Great show, crazy suspense, unbelievable mysteries, yadda yadda yadda, but really...sup with dem lady habits?
You know what I'm talking about. Armpit hair and "Island Makeup".
Yes, I'm picking on repeat offenders: Juliet, the secret ninja assassin; Claire, whose accent is real according only to Anil; and Kate, who merits more than just three adjectives. Some of the strandeds are innocent from my criticism:
Yes, Dirty Kate is on the innocent list. She looks almost like a real person when Dirty.
But seriously, Lost Stylists, they're on a deserted island. Stop making their hair, faces, and armpits so damn pretty. You're ruining my standards for becoming one with nature one day when I crash on my Oceanic flight and land on a time-travel-enabled island.
But seriously, Lost Stylists, they're on a deserted island. Stop making their hair, faces, and armpits so damn pretty. You're ruining my standards for becoming one with nature one day when I crash on my Oceanic flight and land on a time-travel-enabled island.
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